what is snoop dogg even doing with his life
uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION
no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
moment of silence for all my wasted potential
now that’s a long tail
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
I’m in fucking tears..
..Ben C looks so fucking annoyed that they’re all doing his signature point.
"First of all, how fucking dare you.."
they’re mocking me and i know it
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on